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Coke, try to introduce yourselves .... |
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Hehe.. Well My handle is CoKe, comes from Coca Cola, not from
cocaine.. :) It's my first and only handle. Good enough ? :)
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So, the next question, really difficult one: When did you start to
do somethin' with computerz? |
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Phew.. I was 10 or so when I got my first PC.. 8088 XT with Hercules
graphics card... Since most of the games were CGA only I started to
code in BasicA and GwBasic to write my own games... :) That makes 13
years now
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The coder was born.... but, in my humble opinion, the gamez and
virii 're kinda different,or am I not right? |
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Of course. But I wrote my first "virus" in QuickBasic 4.0 some years
later... On execution it got the current EXE name from commandline,
did a shell "dir >file.txt", opened that, and overwrote the EXE's in
current directory with a copy of itself..heh
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Soundz like good start, but to go resident in HLL is right
difficult task. So you have to switch to the right language - to the
assembler... |
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Yeah.. I was too limited in Basic, so after a while, I switched to C... And to make
some small routines faster, I used a bit of assembler to speed things up...
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So your destiny was about become assebler xpert and viruz coderz
after all the switching .... |
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Yeah... I always found viruses quite fascinating.. Biological AND
computer viruses.. So I grabbed some interrupt list (Not Ralphies),
TASM, and started writing a non-ow com infector.. That actually took
me 2 weeks of non-stop (night)work.. Another week later, I wrote a re
mover for it, since my friends playing and copying everything from my
system got all infected.. hehe
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I know that situation. Non-ow com infectorz are good start for
a coder, but you didn't stop at this level of code i know... And that
nice story with remover ... Didn't you think of launching some kind of
AV biz ? |
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My first EXE infector was months later.. I first had to get Internet..
There I found an IR mag, called up their HQ, and got in touch with The
Unforgiven and Metal Militia.. So I got more and more info, and got
into work for my first EXE infector.. :) At that time I sent all my
sources to Metal Militia, to discuss them over.. He was an idol at that
time.. I thought about becoming AV for a time, but quickly realized
that the AV was a commercial thingy, and directed by a few ppl. So
I dropped the idea again... Especially after I got in touch with qark
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Qark is (was?) really very productive coder, and of course, VLAD
member. And to code alone, without beeing in any group is not such
a big fun.... |
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Exactly.. >From the IR HQ I polled NukeNet, and posted some mails
there... One day I had an email from qark inviting me to visit #virus,
which I did.. He immediately put me on the Bot (LamerBot)... I coded
some more stuff, and I gave one of them to VLAD because I wanted to
join.. The votes were in my favour... fortunately.. :) hehe.. The
funny thing is that the virus I gave them was buggy... But that's an
old VLAD tradition.. hehe
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[...I always use to say "It is not actually bug, but only some minor
compactibility problem with hardware... :)"...]
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So you landed in VLAD. How was the feeling of beeing member of such
elite bunch of geekz |
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I was VERY surprised... Because I became a VLAD member some weeks
after I applied for IR membership.. I got refused because I was
non-Swede (No kiddin').. That depressed me alot.. :) Becoming a VLAD
member was something I didn't even dare to dream about.. :) I remember
the day when votes were finished, and Metabolis said on #virus : "CoKe
is now a VLAD member"... Guess that was one of my happiest days.. :)
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And can you say, why is the true reason of vlad's dead ? |
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First of all VLAD is _NOT_ dead...
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??? all the people 're saying "VLAD is dead and issue #7 was goodbye issue... |
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That's not correct. There will be a VLAD #8... 100%...
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That means ....??? |
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Well it means there will be a VLAD #8... :)
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And who is continuing in the tradition ? |
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Darkman, me and [XXX] heheh... Qark and Quantum left VLAD because they
were in the biz for too long I guess... hey both did a remarkable
work, so I guess they earned that pause. :-)
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Let's back to the main topic, the viruses. What's your best virus,
what's your most favourite virus ... And what virus ,in your opinion,
was somewhat innovative in the last time ? |
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I like all my viruses, and have absolutely no favourites.. Each virus
is a mirror of my knowledge at that time, so I like them all.. I think
my most innovative is Obscurum which is a COM/EXE stealth/res/poly
that has got some neat tricks to hide..
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And some really good viruses by other authorz ? |
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I think the most impressive virus of all time is BIZATCH, not because
it was done by a fellow VLAD member.. Bizatch kicked Bill's ass.. :)
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I agree, but all the AV humbug about naming it Boza was really disgusting. |
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Yes. I still don't quite understand why that shit.. Probabaly some
kinda revenge.. A really LOW level revenge..
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BIZATCH has shown, that W95 is piece of shit, but actually, we all
knew it for a long time. So now i wolud like to ask you about your
planz for the future. As coder and of cos also in general... new OSes,
new viruses, new trendz ... |
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Yes.. I loved OS/2, but due to a lack of software, I almost HAD to
switch to WIN95, just like thousands of other users... I hate Bill for
that.. OS/2 was much better, and WIN95 only made it because of a HUGE
publicity work by Mickeysoft..
My future.. Oh my... I'll do more viruses, and we'll try to get VLAD
up again.. :)
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Microsoft, how can be something good, if it is produced by someone
with small and not hard (e.g dick :)... btw, we have here such a club
- M$-haterz and ALT-F4 club |
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I like that ALT-F4 club.. hehe where can I join ? :)
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Would you like to contribute to greetingz section and to fuck you
section ? |
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Greetings to Qark, Metabolis, MMIR, TUIR, Blonde/IR and Skeeve. Fuck
them go to : All the lame irc-warriors.. Oh yeah .. and greetings to
Sokrates aswell.. :)
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Okay , wish you good luck and good in yuor work. |
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Thanks.. :) And don't forget.. VLAD is not dead... :) I'd be grateful
if you could email your mag to me..
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